I guess I've decided to try out this blog thing. My husband has one, (until he deletes it for some stupid reason) my friend Brooke has one, and I don't like not being able to be all like "today on my blog, I totally got like 12 subscribers," I like being HIP and WITH IT and AHEAD OF THE CURVE.
SO.......
I'm gonna tell you how this thing came to be.
Today was my first full day back at college. I hate it. I'll draw you a picture, I think you can do that, like add pictures, right? Let's see:
So. Yeah. I totally did that in Paint. I say it loud and proud.
I think what I'll do with this blog is just ramble on about the crazy ass crap I do and say. Take this for instance: Today we had dinner at Ruby Tuesday's with a friend. I was supposed to be a date night for myself and LITTLE GIRL and it just sorta happened that our friend didn't hate us so much tonight and wanted to come along. I was telling him how we [THE HUSBAND and myself] never eat out anymore, being broke college students and all. I told him that we never ate at the university cafeteria, and that we didn't like the CAT FOOD. I meant to say CAF, like a baby calf, but it came out CAT.
I guess I just happened to be thinking about how I want a kitten but we can't get one because MAN is allergic. Hey, I'll draw another picture!
I think I didn't do a good enough job of portraying his awesomeness. He is unbelievably cool, really smart, and has the MOST FLUFFY HAIR of anyone I have ever seen. We aren't nudists, I just don't know how to draw shirts in paint on stick figures YET. He wants to remain anonymous, (I think he's ashamed of me) so he shall henceforth be known as THE HUSBAND or MAN or LITTLE GIRL.
So I guess this will be a blog of funny stuff, sarcasm, and some poorly drawn stick figures. If you want to read a blog of serious-ness and books, check out my friend Brooke's blog: Brookenomicon
Also, if you want to see how much better MAN is than me when it comes to artsy stuff, check out Obscurity and a Competence
Hey! You can also get live-action stuff from me on my TWITTER!
Until maybe tomorrow, keep it classy, you.


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